{"product_id":"9781405954631","title":"Diddly Squat. 'Til the cows come home","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE NO. 1 \u003ci\u003eSUNDAY TIMES \u003c\/i\u003eBESTSELLER\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eHead back down to Clarkson Farm with the bestseller from our favourite welly-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e___________\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEnthusiastic trainee farmer Jeremy Clarkson made just £144 in his first year at Diddly Squat Farm. This year he's determined to do better. Not because he now knows what he's doing. But because he's fed up of getting stick from Kaleb.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYet farming continues to be a challenge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor instance . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e· \u003c\/b\u003eLoading a grain trailer was more demanding than flying an Apache gunship?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e· \u003c\/b\u003eCows were more dangerous than motor-racing?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e· \u003c\/b\u003eIt's easier to get planning permission to build a nuclear plant than to turn a barn into a restaurant?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJeremy's always got a plan. Loads of them. Often cunning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNot always greeted with wild enthusiasm by Kaleb and Cheerful Charlie, however . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e___________\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003ePRAISE FOR \u003ci\u003eDIDDLY SQUAT\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Clarkson has done more for farmers in one series than \u003ci\u003eCountryfile\u003c\/i\u003e achieved in 30 years' \u003cb\u003eJames Rebanks, author of \u003ci\u003eA Shepherd's Life\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Clarkson has showcased the passion, humour and personalities of the people who work throughout the year to grow the nation's food . . . and brought an understanding of many of the issues faced by farmers to the British public' \u003cb\u003eNational Farmers Union\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'A deserving Farming Champion of the Year' \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eFarmers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'I don't know anything about farming. It's like David Attenborough doing jet-skiing, or Nicholas Witchell saying, 'I'm going to be a cage fighter'' \u003cb\u003eJeremy Clarkson\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNumber 1\u003ci\u003e Sunday Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller, October 2022\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarkson, Jeremy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56676888084866,"sku":"9781405954631","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0936\/6575\/5522\/files\/9781405954631.jpg?v=1779982681","url":"https:\/\/archwaybookshop.co.uk\/products\/9781405954631","provider":"Archway Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}